GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A